Please read the following terms and conditions of the Slaphappy.com Online Service Agreement carefully. By accessing the information on Slaphappy.com, you confirm that you understand, accept and agree to be bound by the terms and conditions of this Agreement. If you do not wish to accept these terms and conditions, you may not access the Slaphappy.com site. All references to Slaphappy.com in this agreement shall include the www.Slaphappy.com web site, Very Intelligent Ecommerce, Inc and its directors, officers, employees, consultants, shareholders, agents and attorneys as applicable. Access to Slaphappy.com is restricted to the individuals 18 years of age and older.


Once your order is made, your credit card is automatically charged. We send all orders to our 24 hour shipping center immediately after each order is placed in order to meet our customers' fast shipping expectations. We are unable to cancel orders, even if a request comes minutes after an order is placed.

Inventory Information

We try our best to keep all inventory in stock in our warehouses. We cannot guarantee that a product listed as "In Stock" will actually ship right away, as inventory can change significantly from day to day. In any case where we cannot immediately fill an order, we will contact you by email to let you know about the situation, and ship as soon as we receive the inventory to our warehouse Customs and Import Duties Information You may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once the package reaches your country. Additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by you; Slaphappy.com has no control over these charges and cannot predict what they may be. Customs policies vary widely from country to country; you should contact your local customs office for further information. Additionally, you are considered the importer of record and must comply with all laws and regulations of the country in which you are receiving the products. It is your responsibility to know the laws of your country and community as they apply to adult products. We will not be held responsible nor will we issue credit for items seized by the customs service of any country Customer Care Slaphappy.com will make every effort to respond to your customer queries, feedback and order information as quickly as possible. However, due to fluctuating order volume, there may be delays in our response time to your request. Please submit any requests by using the email forms located on our 'Contact Us' page, or simply call us from 8am to 5pm, EST, at 1.800.828.6302


Slaphappy.com may offer from time to time, a free shipping promotion, or a discount if multiple items are purchased. If you return an item that was part of a promotion or that entitled you to free shipping, the return will nullify your promotion savings.

18 U.S.C. 2257 Compliance Notice

All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual depiction of actual sexual conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Slaphappy.com (the "website") were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions. All other visual depictions displayed on this website are exempt from the provision of 18 U.S.C. $2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 because any of said visual depictions which appear to be of sexually explicit conduct is merely simulated. With respect to all visual depictions displayed on this website, whether of actual sexual conduct, simulated sexual content or otherwise, all persons in said visual depictions were at least 18 years of age when said visual depictions were created. Slaphappy.com is not the primary producer (as that term is defined in 18 USC $2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 or subsequent case law defining such) of any of the visual content contained in the Website. The original records required pursuant to 18 U.S.C. $2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 for the materials contained in this website are kept by the Custodian of Records for each of the primary producers